queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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When I gain new followers

  • me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
  • friend: so you hate him?
  • me: no hes my favorite character
  • sinonsan:

    what if the character in the persona 5 trailer wasnt the protagonist and just dies 2 seconds into the story. pans over to yu narukami. another murder has happened. reveal of persona 4 platinum

  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen
  • dfskle:

    hannahissoweird:

    koujakus-boyfriend:

    sossidge:

    me 11:59 September 30th

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    me 12:00 October 1st

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    it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

    I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

    It’s incredible

    "Fuck, my tea."
    me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

    bombing:

    noseblow:

    bombing:

    i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

    that’s not how the joke goes lmao

    do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

    this-slag:

    thesassycat:

    what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

    my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

    dagothurs:

    trying to draw ppls bodies after not doing it for a while

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