May 2013
kenzis:
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d
sleepingg-with-kellin-quinn:
officialalltimelow:
crowpse:
I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD
THE SECOND ONE OMG I M CRRIYIGN
THE THIRD ONE OMG NO SLEEP FOR ME EVER AGAIN.
lampsarepeopletoo:
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
Long list of things you'll never ask me.
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
you-have-been-johnlocked:
you-have-been-johnlocked:
you-have-been-johnlocked:
So my mom said I can choose the picture for my birthday cake on Thursday and at that moment I laughed hysterically because it’s going to be one of these pictures
It was an unintentional superwholock…….
She doesn’t understand my need to have middle-aged men on my birthday cake.
UPDATE:
I’m getting all...
you-have-been-johnlocked:
you-have-been-johnlocked:
you-have-been-johnlocked:
So my mom said I can choose the picture for my birthday cake on Thursday and at that moment I laughed hysterically because it’s going to be one of these pictures
It was an unintentional superwholock…….
She doesn’t understand my need to have middle-aged men on my birthday cake.
UPDATE:
I’m getting all...
adrianivashkov-sage:
People seem to think that every single Aussie is hot, WELL LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. This aussie *points to self* is the furtherest thing from hot. I’m like the orcs from lord of the rings, only uglier
i-will-die-laughing:
interacting with popular people
rehabbed:
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
laugh-addict:
when you see your parent come home from the grocery store
reblog if you're satan
the-vashta-nerada:
it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
friend: so who's your celebrity crush?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
horanjays:
thewholockiansareinthetardis:
everhaynes:
omg no fucking way
you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?
and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?
and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?
HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.
YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.
i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i...
imetfrankiero:
thelogicalartist:
bangthebassistfrommcr:
the chubby lead singer that lost weight
the short, energetic one
the quiet one
the one with the hair that everyone forgets
the question is…am i talking about mcr or fob?
FoB because you’re using the present tense
YOU DID FUCKING NOT JUST GO THERE
